Were we really seeded from Mars?

Question

Were We Really Seeded from Mars?

by Elaine Polin

The Earth, says science, from Mars was seeded,

I find several of those seeds unneeded,

My garden must often be de-weeded,

You may blame Mars.

Aries stepped back, made a targeted pass,

Tossed us seeds of dandelion, crabgrass;

A pain in my gluteus maixi-mass,

You may blame Mars.

Answer 1

I guess this accounts for the green stuff between my toes...

Now I know who to blame!

Answer 2

Scientists...always looking for someone (something) to blame.

Good morning!

Answer 3

When in doubt, blame Mars. I think I like this new philosophy.  

Answer 4

So that's where they originated! (Little, strange beasties too?)

I'll raise my coffee cup to fun!

Answer 5

so much fun. and since im an aries, and often been called a pain in the gluteus....i realllllllllllllllllly enjoyed it!  thank you for the morrning giggle!

Answer 6

I blame Don Rickles for almost everything.