Wet dream question please help serious answers?

Question

my mom bought me a new mattress and i was wondering if i should consider goodnites so i dont have any wetdreams on it my mom will scream if i get it on my new mattress ps never had a wetdream before

Answer 1

you can't stop wet dreams

THEY ARE AWESOME

aren't you a bit old to wear diapers?

Answer 2

well if you have sheets on your bed just put a blanket on the matress without anything on it, then put the cover over it then put the rest of your bed spread on it  

Answer 3

Wear thick underwear, and do your own laundry.

Problem solved.

Answer 4

If you had a wet dream, it wouldn't probably make much of a difference.  I mean, you wouldn't have that much s***n.  So it's unlikely to even get through your sheets if it's even noticeable.  

If you urinate in your sleep, that's another issue altogether.

Answer 5

masturbation generally prevents wet dreams.