Whart is the old saying about building a fire in a kayak?

Question

Whart is the old saying about building a fire in a kayak?

Answer 1

do a back deck roll, it should sort it all out. dont bow stall tho, it'll burn your feet ;)

Answer 2

It would sinK???

Answer 3

Wow a fire in a kayak....

You'll die a slow and painful death..idk

Answer 4

The Eskimo, a little cold in his boat one day, lit a fire for warmth in his boat and it started to sink. Putting out the fire, his wise Eskimo friends turned to him, saying, “That just proves it, then. You can’t have your kayak and heat it too”.