What’s the best hair product for chemical treated hair for African American child?

Question

What’s the best hair product for chemical treated hair for African American child?

Answer 1

SULFURIC ACID WORKS WELL.

Answer 2

That Angry Bitey guy up there obviously doens't know that "chidlins" or CHITTLINS, are innards.  What kind of a whackjob would put pork intestines in their child's hair?  Anyway, my stepdaddy was an auto mechanic, and my momma would always use the oil drippins left over from oil changes on my half sister's hair, which was pretty nappy.  I know that sounds crazy, but it really worked!  My sister had real healthy hair, and the oil would also darken her hair, too, so she never had to dye it to get the color she wanted.

Answer 3

When my negro childen were younger, I used mayonaise. When they would get hungry they would just sucks on the ends of their hair, bless their nappy little heads.

Answer 4

My negro mammy used to puts lard on our nappy little heads, while she was sanging "Mammy's little babies love shortenin', shortenin'; Mammy's little babies love shortenin' bread."  It kept our hair smoother than Afro Sheen.....until the heat got to it and it melted down our greasy little faces.  Dat sho wuz a site, yo lordy!

Answer 5

Please, there's only one thing to rub in to treat black chemically damaged hair, fools.  Chidlins.  Ize used to be uzing da chidlins, well the leftover chidlins, on all my kidz hairs.  Nuffin' wrong wif da chidlins, well, 'cept the smell.

Answer 6

I was raised as a poor black child and I can tell you my mom used Mazola corn oil. Best thing there is.