What, if any, merit does this work contain?

Question

A Not Quite Awake Pome for Sleepy Saturday

By C.S. Scotkin

The Sun rose before I did,

Panic! Am I late?

Cats very confused

It is nearly eight

O’ clock, I am so pleased!

Now I remember,

I finally have a day off…

Good Morning, indeed!

Answer 1

The way I look at it, you have a lifestyle. A lifestyle of nearly 3rd of the world's adult population. It is a condition selfly imposed to be in that condition. Your mind seems overtaken by the monotonous routine of your lifestyle.  

Answer 2

miao ??? Stop that right niao....

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Bring mommy the paper and a cup of coffee...oh yea...you're a cat.....

I'll be right back with YOUR coffee and paper...

Take a breakCS...

Answer 3

And a top-o-tha-marnin ta ye, Cynthia.

Answer 4

GM to you and your kitties.  Some of us don't get days off.  The joys of owning your own business.

Answer 5

If I could only manage to get through my first cup of this dark juice,

I'd grin...Good mawning (hello little devil...love annoying this pest)

to you!

Answer 6

And a good day to you also Mme Fleur de Florida!

Did your time-cat alarms go off too early again? Have a restful and peaceful Saturday CS. I am off to snooze land myself. Ciao & miao.  

Answer 7

Good morning to you and the frisky kitties!

ENJOY your day off! They are few and far between.

Answer 8

Good Morning to you!

A day off? What is that? Not that I would want one; I have the best job in the world. I too, have a job I love. I think I'll have a day off in October or November.