What's Going to Happen When they fire up the Large Hadron Collider?

Question

It's going to happen on Wednesday. Should we be frightened?

http://www.worldradio.ch/wrs/news/switzerland/group-goes-to-strasbourg-to-try-to-stop-cerns-big-.shtml?11407

Answer 1

Let me reduce this to simple terms. A bunch of twits are going to do some really stupid stuff that just about no one except losers like themselves care about and all this hype and stuff is to get them geek attention. It would be nice though if they got sucked into nowhere then we wouldn't have to listen to their lame c**p. In a few years this thing will be assigned to the scrap heap like all there other expensive toys of the past. Where is Einstein when you need him?

If anyone really thinks something bad is going to happen, I am open to wagers. Is there anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is about this end of the world stuff? Come on!  Put your money on the line or, if you prefer something more precious, I will gladly accept your soul as the wager.

Oh, your question. Sit back and relax and forget it. Nothing is going to happen.

Answer 2

Life as we know is will end.  

Answer 3

No, but being sucked into a black hole would be a quick and painless death.

Answer 4

No.

Answer 5

Well if you have been one of those people that are saying the world will end, then yes.

Basically when nothing happens all their mates will look at them and ask why the world hasn't ended and they will look stupid.