What's The Best Put Down You've Used?

Question

here are my 2

I'm not your type I'm not inflatable

How many times do I have to flush before you go away

Answer 1

Your Mother :P  

Answer 2

to a g*y guy i siad the only time you get come back is when your boyfriend coughs and to a guy with a goatie i said just because you have got hair around your mouth doesnt mean you can talk like a ****