What's YOUR useless talent/s?

Question

Mine are good spelling which is useless nowadays.

and remembering things like "that's no moon, it's a space station" instead of important deadlines.

Answer 1

I can twist my tongue 180 degrees in any direction.  I often do this in the middle of a conversation to freak people out.

Answer 2

I have good pattern recognition and a fair degree of patience.

Which is to say that I'm good at finding four-leaf clover.  

Car keys?  That's a different matter entirely!

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Answer 3

I can type the full alphabet in under 4 seconds, bend my thumb back to my wrist, make a deep & throaty "ggggrrrrrahhhhh"(just like that female singer in that Bryan Ferry song "Stick together"),   eat a family sized block of chocolate within five minutes and not be sick.  Can also imitate Fran Dreshers voice off the nanny perfectly.

Now that is completely useless.

Answer 4

i am good at annoying adults, but i can't annoy my mom because she's VERY good at annoying me. and i can also fake sneeze really good, but why would that be useful.. ? lol

Answer 5

Making odd noises with ought being, like...considered, or people don't realize that it's me.

Answer 6

I can remember my locker combination from 7th grade (1977) and a collection of phone numbers of extended family for homes that they vacated more than 12 years ago.

If I purged that data, I might be able to remember important things like where I left my car keys.

Answer 7

Well mine are making harmonica sounds without a harmonica and making bag pipe music with the bag pipes.

Answer 8

I can moonwalk.

Answer 9

Sometimes, if I force myself, I can laugh like Barney Rubble. Of course, the using force part makes it less amusing so I'd

rather not.  I'm sure that there are a LOT more useful things that I can do, eh????

  On 2nd thought, it's rather stupid. fugeddaboutit!!!!   erase-erase-erase...

Answer 10

I have an uncanny ability to balance an elongated object on my right fore finger for what seems to be an infinite amount of time, but, in reality, is less than a minute.

Answer 11

Mine is a quick answer with sense of humour,unfortunately not everybody would take it as humour.So it's useless most of the time.

Thank you.

Answer 12

Mine is psychology. You open the mouth I already know who are you. Because I haven't a diploma in psychology I can only to use it in every day  blah-blah. I mean occasionally without earn money.