What's Your Confession?

Question

I stick gum under tables in restaurants!

Funniest wins!

Answer 1

Sometimes I don't wear underwear and I jerk off at least three times a day. Oh and, I think I look really good naked. ^^

Answer 2

i'm scared to go into the ocean

Answer 3

in yr 5 i accidently stuck my foot through my best friends painting and it ripped into pieces but she didnt know it was me lol and then she got really upset and told the teacher that someone ripped her painting and then the teacher asked us all about it and at that point i "had to go to the toilet" :P

Answer 4

the purse I gave my friend for her birthday was actually made of kangaroo testacles - she wonders why I laugh while she's holding it :)

Answer 5

I play russian roulette with knives in thunderstorms, I dont know why though.

Answer 6

Whenever i meet someone new the first thing i do is look at their shoes

I get high off Sharpie sometimes

Answer 7

It's not very funny but, about a year ago, i was driving in a parking lot and side swiped an RV barely damaging the truck. but my car was another story...

Answer 8

I'm in love with a guy i'll never have :(

Answer 9

1. I drew a p***s on my teachers desk for failing me on my test.

2. Me and my friend got a basket of fried shrimp last year, put on the burgerking mask, and threw them randomly at people. And we would stare at people we knew from far distances in town, with the mask on. It's actually really creepy.

3. When my friend wasn't looking i threw her passport away, it's like a notebook to go places at school, she thinks someone else did it.

4. Me and my friends brought chocolate icecream to school and wrote on the mirror, "I know what you did in the potty."

5. I stuck a tampon outside my teachers window with ketchup on it, he opened his blinds during class.

Answer 10

I sort of fancy my mates mum lol