What's a Nut With A Hole In It?

Question

Donut! =^_^=

Post some Jokes!

Answer 1

A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him the next morning at 5:00 a.m, for an early flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up."

Answer 2

so a blond was driving to the airport. She saw a sign that said airport left so she went home.

Answer 3

STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand  new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old f**t, time for you to retire.'  

The old  rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of  these chickens.  Look what it has done to me.  Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'    

The young  rooster says, 'Beat it!  You are washed up, and I am taking  over.'  

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.  Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.  So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running.  About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse, and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The old rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit!  Third g*y rooster I bought this month!'

Moral of this story:

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS!  Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

Answer 4

Good one - I like donuts.

Very funny joke!

Answer 5

hahah that is really funny!!!

Answer 6

I hope u realize how many nasty wayz u could take that joke./.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

Answer 7

hhhaahaaa