What's a fair price for a sheep that knows how to cook and wash dishes?

Question

Rare skills to find in a farm animal eh?

Answer 1

If you cook the sheep I'll wash the dishes afterward.

Answer 2

marriage i would think

Answer 3

Would that be "Shaun the Sheep" by any chance?   LOL

Answer 4

If you have 2 of them, I have a mentally challenged midget that I'm looking to get rid of.  I think that's a fair trade.

Answer 5

Sound like... Losing your freedom in the pasture with the bovine ladies...possibly . Look at the bright side, you get the "wool" for free though.

Answer 6

How much would I pay for a sheep that knows how to cook and wash dishes?

I can’t answer yet because you haven't told me all about the no-risk money back guarantee, the lifetime full-service warranty and the handsome rust-proof carrying case.

But that’s not all… there’s also the incredibly entertaining cow you’ll throw in absolutely free if I act now…

So I’m assuming I can take care of this in three easy payments, right?

Answer 7

find a dog

Answer 8

A bushell of carrots, an old shoe, and any loose change laying around your sofa

Answer 9

Well, you can find them down at Willington's for cheap, but there are rumors about what the owners do with them after the lights go out.

Answer 10

Llamas are better-- and cheaper, too.  Just my opinion.