What's a funny quote from Gilmore Girls?

Question

i need a myspace headline

Answer 1

This is ur excuse to watch them all again rent them on netflix or buy the dvd box sets!  Gilmore Girls fans forever! I luv Rory and Jess together I wish they ended up together! But Lorelei and Luke together luv them both together!

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Answer 2

"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them" - Michel

Answer 3

This is my favouritefavouritefavourite one. You can use the catchphrase only for your headline.

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.

Rory: Hmm.

Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

Emily: Oh dear God.

Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.

Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.

Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."

Rory: Hehe.

Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:

Rory: Oy with the poodles already.

Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.  

Answer 4

Michel: Well, you know what happens when you assume.

Lorelai: What?

Michel: I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase.

Rory: [when Rory, Paris, and Lane are all having relationship problems, Paris gets them each a cup of Miss Patty's alcoholic punch] Miss Patty's punch is used to clean tar off of construction sites.

Paris: So let it clean the tar off of our souls.

Logan: Rory, you're special.

Rory: Like "stop-eating-the-paste" special?

Richard: Focus, please.

Lorelai: I am a camera.