What's a good, hilarious name for a restaurant/menu items?

Question

Don't plan on opening one any time soon, my little brother and I were up one night naming funny names for places. One of the better ones was from those Vietnamese noodle places like "Pho 79" and "Pho-Fusion" (both actual names), we thought up names like "Pho-King" and "Pho-Q" (the humor may be a bit subtle here).

but what about dishes like "the McScrewUp"

or the "Chlorestorator" or even "PowerLax Lunch"

whatcha got?

Answer 1

c**p food (the toilet n kitchen switched places meal), Fries( Fattening, lonesome, boyfriend gonna dump you meal)

Answer 2

Restaurant Names:

*Lunch Losers

*The Stained Pamper

*The Filthy Finger

Menu Items:

*Chicken Tetrachloride

*Damp 'n Stinkies

*Horse McLiver

Answer 3

I always thought the poo poo platter at the chinese restaraunt was funny

Answer 4

Hot s*x is good for a dessert.