What's a good comeback for a bully in high school?

Question

He's always insulting me, throwing paper balls at my head, telling me to shut the f**k up, and saying he f'd my mom. I don't want to fight hime cause i'd probably loose and get in trouble. I need to say something to make him stop messing with me.

Answer 1

A good stratagy I used once a year ago was this boy used to slap me across the face about 15-20 times a day because he was taking advantage of my shyness and his friend would laugh and encourage him then one day at recess he threw a dodgeball at my face so hard I felt the sting for an half an hour the I got so mad but I didnt show it then I told my friend that we would tell him we were going to join him afterschool to throw rocks at cars but I was really going to beat him to a bloody mess. Then he was going in his backpack while we doing it to get something when be bent done and I slammed in on the floor and released my anger he got so scared he was ready to cry and began running then I roofed his backpack and he began begging for mercy but after I seen that I was able to see the weakness in him I felt sorry for him and pretended I was going to beat him up and then I let him run away and he was going to get the police my friend and I ran to the train station laughing he told me I looked so scary and freaky he though I might kill him and he worried that I might kill him but the next day everyone laughed at him because he was afraid of the "shy" kid and he never dared to lay a finger on me ever again and even though we are in seprate high school he still thinks I might get him back oneday because he knew all the times he slapped me it was impossible for anyone to ever forget or forgive him in their life    

Answer 2

Call him a different girls name every time you see him.  Tell him you'd **** his mom if she weren't some overweight white woman in accounts receivable.  Make references to the fact that he's less middle class than everyone else in the room and offer a job for he and his family members collecting carts and stocking shelves at a supermarket.  Whatever you do, don't go toe to toe.  You have to switch it up.

Answer 3

if he insults you turn it around on him... most bullys are stupid so he wont be suspecting u to backfire it... you just have to think on your toes but definetly dont fight him thats not smartt.

Answer 4

come on man don't go down to that level by looking for comebacks. that's lame. ignoring him is the best advice i can give you. you want to shut his *** up don't you? saying something back is adding fuel to the fire. when he notices that he is getting to you hes just gonna keep on doing it. smile and ignore him. it'll drive him mad. then he'll find something else to do.