What's a good insult?

Question

I hate standing around someone who has a major degree in being a jerk. What would you say to someone stupid that would slam them??

Answer 1

Stuff from the Shakespearean Insulter, it's also funny at times!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

Answer 2

Well if you described the person I could better help you. Usually I would say ignore them, if they are a jerk to you then say stuff like this

"My god, kid you are such a show out in front of all these people, do something already"

"Dude, no one f*cking likes you, quit contributing so much and be regular for once, don't hide behind a little tough guy act, I won't beat you up"

"My god, kid you look like a monkey and you go bananas every time someone says something little to p**s you off, quit being so f*cking sensitive"

"Ok man keep crying, you being a jerk will only attract bimbos that will leave you after they gold digg you for the money your parents are feeding you"