What's a good question to ask someone that's personal and funny?

Question

What's a good question to ask someone that's personal and funny?

Answer 1

Does your mate come to bed or go to bed?.......Blessings Yahoo

Answer 2

Is that your real hair color? Does the carpet match the curtains?

Answer 3

*Have you ever wondered the police dept would soon come and bill you for causing that traffic jam due to your looks and gait?

*Do you think your increasing obesity is going to be a welcoming source of warm hugs for me and great savings on heating bills, in this age of increasing prices and colder wintry months?

Hope u like them and no offence intended to all obese persons who should feel safer and happier than skinny people during strong gusts of wind.  Just for fun!   :-))

Answer 4

wheres your favorite place to pick your nose