What's a good republican quote that's funny?

Question

I am a republican and I am looking for good quotes that are funny and pro-republican.

Answer 1

"Beware of attack republican"

Answer 2

Umm...

"People should actually work for their money instead of the government giving them everything."

Oh wait, that's true.

Answer 3

Catherine - a little girl in our neighborhood

> told me that she wanted to be President one day. Both of her

> parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked

> Catherine - "If you were President, what would be the first

> thing you would do?"

>

> Catherine replied - "I would give houses to all the homeless

> people."

>

> "Wow, what a worthy goal you have there Catherine." I told her

> (while

> both

> parents beamed), "but, you don't have to wait until you're

> President

> to do that. You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog

> p**p in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go

> over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you

> can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house."

>

> Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, and then

> replied,

> "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog p**p

> himself, and you can pay him the $5 dollars."

"Catherine my dear, welcome to the republican party!"