A naive young priest just out of seminary gets assigned to a church near downtown.
As he gets off the bus and begins walking to the church, a lady of the night steps out of a doorway and says, "Hey father, would you like a quickie for only twenty five bucks?"
He doesn't even know what she is talking about, so he politely turns her down and proceeds to his new church where the Mother Superior helps him get settled in.
Later that evening, at dinner, the Mother Superior says, "I know this is your first assignment out of seminary, so, if you have any questions, I want you to feel free to ask me anything."
Remembering the encounter with the lady of the night earlier, he says, "As a matter of fact, I do have one question. What's a 'quickie?'"
To which she says, "Twenty five dollars - same as downtown.!"
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