What's a witty response to the insult "you have no life" ? ?

Question

What's a witty response to the insult "you have no life" ? ?

Answer 1

"I do have a life - it's rich and full and doesn't include you, ya loser."

Answer 2

Just say back "oh like you would really know...." LOL

Answer 3

"Yeah, you're right. Birds of a feather flock together."

Answer 4

"Do you have one?

Because it seems like you're a little too preoccupied with mine."

ha. I'm such a dork.

But it would sound good coming from me.

Answer 5

well, if apparently you don't either, or else you would be too busy with your's to know all about mine

Answer 6

"I'm wasting it talking to you"

Answer 7

"I dont need one"

OR

"Niether do you"

Answer 8

At least that means i don't have to talk to you

Answer 9

you have no d**k!

hahaha (:

Answer 10

I do, it just doesn't revolve around you

or

i do have a life, it just doesn't include you

or

my life is my business and worry about yourself

or

well, I am working on a future, while you'll be stuck on stupid the rest of your life!

Answer 11

"Well, when I see how s****y yours is, maybe I'm grateful for that."

Answer 12

"then why mess with me"

"where do you suggest a get one, miss all 'i do is insult people' "

" oooo, takes a loser to know one"

just made up those on the spot, sorry if they aren't the best

Answer 13

idk lol,maybe "at least its not a wreck"

Answer 14

"suck on my erect p***s"

Answer 15

Oh yeah? well you smell funny.. and you have a big nose.. and some jacked up teeth..

and alot of other strange qualities.....

Answer 16

Takes one to know one!    LOL!

Answer 17

i know u are but what am i lol

Answer 18

"Takes one to know one." Meaning the person who says that must already know they have no life to be able to tell someone else they have no life either.

Answer 19

if i had no life would i be stood here looking at your monkey *** for a face?

or

yer iv got a life and ur in it,wat a shame

or

course iv got a life and im wasting it talkin to you