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What's a witty response to the oh-so-original insult "you have no life" ? ?

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Here are a few:

" Well, If you had the time to notice, you would know that you don't either!"

" It must feel really good to know that you aren't alone"

" I can understand why you would think that. I feel sorry for you."

" Yeah I know" (just keep saying that to everything s/he says.

I hope this helps!
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"No you". Just keep saying that to whatever they say. It pisses them off.
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"oooo spooky! you can talk with the dead! burn!!! burn!!"
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"Yes I do.

It just revolves around you"
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just say that if they have the time to notice that then they dont either
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Look them square in the eye and say, " F*CK YOU ".

Works every time.
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lol i like the first one "if you have time to notice then neither do you" or be annoying and say "must be nice to know your not alone then...or it takes one to know one"
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What then I'm dead?
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Go die in a hole.

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Your mom.

Go play in traffic.

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Right at this moment I wish I didn't because then I wouldn't have to talk you.
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