What's another way to say "setting the standard" but more in a humorous way?

Question

I am presenting 1st for a presentation and need help. Presentation is within business environment. I'm an intern and would like some info on what to do in this type of situation. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. This is my first time presenting first and it will be in front of almost 100 people. Need humor....if you know what I mean...but keep it appropriate.

Answer 1

Greasing the monkeys tail