What's another word for those?

Question

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her b*****s."

The Editor scolded the new reporter, saying. "This is a family paper. We don't use words like b*****s around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!"

The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( o )( o )

Answer 1

HaHa

Good one

Keep them coming!

Answer 2

on her body

Answer 3

That was one creative young reporter!  LOL!  

Answer 4

ahahaha

Answer 5

well ss

not happy pp 2nite

but still you keep them coming

worth a star and a huge lmao

lol lol lol

x x x

Answer 6

stop stealin my jokes

Answer 7

I've heard of emoticons , but this.....!

You , sir , are no saint !

Answer 8

Haha funny

I have two good ones if you like that kind of thing:

1.

Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

2.

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."

Answer 9

nice one mate  

Answer 10

ba wa-wa's jkjk whatever you decide to call them

Answer 11

lol, ooooh they look nice and firm. good joke.

Answer 12

nice one Saint!!!

Answer 13

chest?

Answer 14

thats a poor joke

Answer 15

define mr smiths injuries to his wedding tackle

Answer 16

that would hav been funny if i were 12

Answer 17

chest

Answer 18

Ha Ha

Have a star

Answer 19

Excellent expression.... and i wish to help this poor young.. in such a family paper refusing vocabulary... with more 'pictobulary' (no use of using dictionary:)) for future use..... or even more expressive by choosing right sort of matching b*****s for Mrs. Smith.

(o)(o) Perfect b*****s

( + )( + ) Fake Silicone b*****s

(*)(*) High Nipple b*****s

(@)(@) Big Nipple b*****s

(.)(.) Tiny Nipple b*****s

o o "A" Cups

{ O }{ O } "D" Cups

(oYo) Wonder Bra b*****s

( ^)( ^) Cold b*****s

(o)(O) Lopsided b*****s

(Q)(Q) Pierced b*****s

(p)(p) Hanging Tassle b*****s

\o/\o/ Grandma's b*****s

( - )( - ) Flat Against the Shower Door b*****s

< o >< o > Electric Shock b*****s

(8)(o) Extra Nipple b*****s

( o Y o ) Poses for Playboy b*****s

( /\ )( /\ ) Madonna's b*****s

Will they help him..? my friend.