What's better - steppin' in goat p**p or burnin' gasoline?

Question

Jordy sez that he gonna get hisself a goat cuz he seen that Al Gore movie bout the planet bein' busted. He sez gasoline is bad for the air and stuff so he ain't gonna run his lawn mower no more. I think he is just lazy. What cha'll think?

Answer 1

Jordy iz dummmm.  I juz soak de lawn wit keroseeen an gazzoleeeen and wile turkeeeee, and black saaaabath seeedeees and rub mah rumblestiltskin wit a stick til it make a spark den the lawn be gawn reel quick.

Don know bout no planet Algore.  Nebber ben dere, but goats iz fun on a satyrday nite.

Answer 2

you are a fu*king stupid psycho.