What's for Sapa?

Question

I got on the wrong plane.

Answer 1

(Don't look at me...

...I only pretend to work here...leave me alone!  Aaaggghhh!  They're everywhere!  Hee Hee)

Answer 2

pawk chawps an' apo schauce fo schuppa

Answer 3

At least Sapa really exists. Unlike "Ohio."

Answer 4

Welcome American! I is mayor of Sapa very important man likes you very much thankyou. Ha like Sapa joke yes we eat my place you funny scarf-knitting woman. Please stay wife cook roast dog tonight your honour delicious! Hmmm you healthy look - how much for 1 kidney?

Answer 5

I do not speak Lebanese and you know it...

Answer 6

hey -- here's your laptop.  You left it at the airport.  

I told you that was the wrong plane.  I told you to re-check the tickets.  Now look at us.  I hope you're happy.

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Answer 7

activate your emergency beacon, im sending you a care package