Two guys were driving down the road, had a crash and died.
An angel comes to them and says, "I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off."
So they flew to heaven without any trouble, but when they got there the first guy saw a naked woman walk by, and his wings fell off because he had a dirty thought.
When he bent over to pick them up, the second guy's wings fell off.
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