What's it like being an investment banker?

Question

What's it like being an investment banker?

Answer 1

Based on some of our team names here at Citibank:

Multiple Scorgasms  

Victorious Secret

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Men

Big Test Icicles

The Abusement Park

Scared Hitless

Here for Beer  

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies  

Smokin Trees & Strokin 3s  

The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers

Designated Drinkers

Cunning Stunts

Answer 2

Great..

Answer 3

Dear Wanna Be,

Have you ever been harassed by an individual with manic depression? If so and you enjoyed it try being an investment banker. The only difference is everyone you deal with is either really pissed off or really happy depending on the state of the market, and more than likely they will be really pissed off because they are not going to call you when things are going well.  So save yourself some time, effort, and about $1500 in exam fees and be a fighter pilot or something fun.

Sincerely

AnnLangerIll-legitmateson

Answer 4

Trust me no one in that business is on this site. Yahoo answers is for 13 year old minorities to question whether or not "they be preganant," and nothing else.

Answer 5

much like a taco vendor.