What's something funny or completely ridiculous that you believed as a little kid?

Question

I used to think that the handicapped sign in front of buildings meant that they had a bathroom.

Answer 1

I BELIVED IN THE CHUPACABRA OMG HOW EMBARISING!!!

Answer 2

For a while I used to think that everyone on the earth were really robots and I was the only true living person.

Answer 3

I used to think all dogs were boys, and all cats were girls. A cat and a dog reproduced and either had a cat or a dog.

Answer 4

Once I looked up at the night sky and thought for sure it was cracked and going to fall.  I was terrified of the sky after that for a long time.  LOL it was just the way the clouds looked under a full moon.  My thirteen year old used to think that the milky way meant cows lived there, and came here for the milk:0)

Answer 5

I believed that everyone died when it was their favorite number that came up.  So when I was 10 fixing to turn 11, I just knew I was going to die any day soon.  I waited that whole year, and yet nothing happened.:)

Answer 6

My father told me that the sprinkler systems in stores were hooks for bad children and if they stole or broke something kids would hang from the ceiling for everyone to see what they did.

Answer 7

Well I didnt believe in anything funny but my mom says when I was little when that Cadbury Easter commercial would come on tv and the bunny made the chicken noise it would scare the c**p out of me and I would take off through the house screaming.

Answer 8

Do  you remember that show the muffet babies?

Well the mother on there you couldnt see her face...

So I would go up to the tv to try and see her.. =)

Told my mom that we needed a bigger tv.

Answer 9

That Chinese people didn't sweat.

Answer 10

I thought if I was a really good singer that I would attract animals! Darn you Disney!

Answer 11

if i l**k my elbow i'll turn into a boy

Answer 12

Not so much what I believed but, when I was growing up we lived in a super old house in the middle of no where Vermont, and my siblings and I told our friends that our "other sister" lived in the basement.  We made the story so real that 15 years later my friends still tell me that they really thought she was down there!!

Answer 13

I thought the auction barn was the children's hospital.  I think that came from someone talking about the hospital when we drove by the barn.

Answer 14

That towers exsisted to hold up tiny red blinking lights.

I also thought it I spoke too many words, my voicebox would run out and I'd loose the use of those words forever.

Answer 15

I believed that little gnomes lived under my bed and would bite my hand off if I hung my arm over the edge of my bed.

Answer 16

i used to think i was a character in a book and someone was writing everything i did ............i freaked me out so much lol

Answer 17

that the ninja turtles lived in the sewer by my friends house! we threw down pennies for their pizza! and that elevators were moved by alligators(and i called them alligators)!

Answer 18

thanks to an AWFUL 3rd grade teacher, i believe that aliens would come through my wall at night and abduct me.  It took me a few weeks to be willing to shower with the door closed, and then YEARS to be willing to sleep next to the wall.  Even now, my bed is far away from the wall :-)

Answer 19

I believed that eating a raw potato would give you worms.

Answer 20

My Mom told me there was a basement monster in our basement and she would throw my toys to him when I didn't pick them up...lol!

Answer 21

My grandpa said that if you eat watermelon seeds you will grow watermelons in your stomach and they will grow out your ears. I never eat watermelon seeds, just in case he was right.