What's something funny to write in an old facebook circle?

Question

I have one of those old facebooks inbox circles that people haven't written in for a few months now. What's something funny I can write? Funniest answer wins.

Answer 1

Have the front page be in English and Spanish but have the Spanish translation be something totally off.  Like when someone lists their interests like "I like Lynkin Park, Three Doors Down and the Cure."  Have the Spanish version translate "I got enprgnated in the park by three guys at once and they gave me something that has no cure."  This version obviously intended for a girl but don't tell them the translation, just let them see what words that they do know are in it and assume it is an accurate translation.

If this is your own facebook put a funny quote instead.