What's the CUTEST THING your TODDLER has EVER said?

Question

I asked my daughter 3 1/2 to tell me about her self... she said I'm a spoiled princess a beautiful princess. (a few month ago we told her, her namesmeans princess mother) She really likes usto call her princess now. and we do.

Answer 1

When my son was 2, I used to take him to the park almost daily.  The park that we went to had a pond with geese and ducks.  One day, as we were feeding the ducks I said, Jacob do you know what a duck says? and he said "aflac"!  LMAO I still laugh about that story!

Answer 2

My baby brother who is 2 & 1/2 years old is seriously the most adorable baby ever.. but I'm sure that everyone says that about the babies in their families. :P

Anyways, we were playing soccer outside today since the weather was wonderful, and he was running and kicking the ball at the same time. He tripped over a huge twig and landed on his stomach and yelled "AW MAN!!!!" really loudly. I was laughing until tears were coming out of my eyes. So CUTE!

Answer 3

I was a Toddler teacher for 3 years at a daycare, so I heard a lot of funny and cute things from my kids...one of my favorites was when I sneezed and one of my kids said "bess you" I thought that was really cute. She was only 20 months old, and she had better manners than people my age! She always said "please" and "thank you" at meal times! so cute! sometimes when I changed dirty diapers, the kids would hold their nose and said "P U" lol

Answer 4

My 4 year old daughter was bugging me for something & I had asked her to wait..wait wait.. well finally I said "Caydence if I have to tell you one more time". Well she replied with "Well if I have to ask you one more time!" Oh yea that was a head turner because I just started to crack up!

Answer 5

Years ago, I asked my then-two year old, "What do you say when you want something?"

She replied, "Mommy get it!"

My mother thought it was hysterical....

Answer 6

My two-year-old just started saying, "Cheers!" and tapping his sippy cup to my drinking glass.....we have no idea where he picked that up from!

Answer 7

I used to have a 3 year old little boy who lived with me along with his mother and baby brother. One morning I got up around 6:30am to get ready for work and he was sitting in the living room looking all innocent. I knew something was up but didn't know what. I told him good morning and he smiled, grabbed my hand, and told me he made me soup for work. I thought "Oh No"!!!! I told him to show me so he led me to the kitchen. Sitting on my stand in my crock pot was a mixture of cat food, tooth picks, mountain dew, and half a can of baby formula. I told him thank you for making my lunch, took him into the living room for some morning cartoons, locked the baby gate to the kitchen, and proceeded to write his mom a letter telling her that she needed to have a talk with him about the surprise in the kitchen. It was so cute. I didn't know he was capable of being so thoughtful at his age. He's now 6 1/2 and I'v told him that story a thousand times.

Answer 8

when me and my boyfriend told my 4yo that we were gonna have a baby. he said does jade (my boyfriend) have a baby in his tummy too? (jades got a bit of a gut going on) we still laugh about that one. it was sooo cute

Answer 9

This is not my own child, but a story from one of my cousins:

When my cousin was pregnant with her fifth and last baby a year ago, she sat all the others down to tell them the news. Her four year old daughter, the only girl, said that she either wanted it to be a sister or a puppy! It was hilarious in its sincerity : )

Answer 10

My two year old was gettin' fresh.  So I told him to "Behave" and he looked at me and said, "But Mommy... I'm Being Haved!"

Answer 11

my son is 18 and he tells you "dueces"..when you tell him by and it's too dern cute he heard a friend of ours say it and says it everyime now..and even trys to do a peace sign with his fingers.

Answer 12

when ever my my son sees a lady he goes "meowwwww' lol

just like his dad

Answer 13

The other day my son was going to stay with his grandma. I told him goodbye and i love you and when I went to close the door he yelle "Wait!" So I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me he had to tell me a secret so I put my ear to his mouth and he said "Thank you." I was really confused so i said, "Thank you for what?" And he goes,"I just love you a real whole lot." THAT was the best thing ever to hear and the cutest.

Answer 14

The other dasy my 17 month old son said 'piggy' when my partners mother burped lol.

Answer 15

it's too funny how my toddler says

dunky DOnut (dunkin donuts)

last weekend we went out to eat at an italian restaurante.

the waiter asked everyone what sauce they wanted on their pasta. My husband said he wanted the marinara sauce. and my daughter not realizer her mistake (ofcourse) said , " I want some "mariwana" sauce too" The waiter was about to write it down and then he did a double take. It was too funny. My mother who happened to be their was laughing her head off. My daughter was wondering what was wrong. i know my daugheter dosn't know that word.. so it was an honest mistake.. lol

Answer 16

My 2 and a half year old just brought a "This Little Piggy" book over to me and was pretending to read it.

She said, "Once a time this piggy went home".

We have been playing Animals alot lately, pretending to be an animal and making the noises so I asked her if she wanted to pretend to be a piggy with me.

And she put her hands on her tummy and said "but me not pink!"

That's the cutest thing she has done so far today! But it is only 8am where I am.

Answer 17

Aww .. my little 2 year old found a barbie doll shoe in our backyard .. He brought it to me and in his cutest most pathetic little voice he said "What happen to my shoe" I about died laughing .. he even tried to put it on his pinky toe!

Yesterday morning he wasn't feeling so well and it was 5 in the morning and he says .. "mama i wanna watch mickey" .. i said "you wanna watch mickey" .. him "no minnie" .. me "okay lets put minnie on" .. him "no no i wanna watch goofy" .. me "are you sure, you want goofy" .. him "no no i want to watch donold" .. me "okay lets put donold and his friends on" .. him "okay thanks" it was so darn cute :]

oh i could go on for days

Answer 18

lol he once said kick my *** ahaha he was so serious too

i kno sounds bad but ahaha its was funny

Answer 19

May sound silly but when my son sees a dog he says "doggy, ap ap" (barking) in the cutest little voice, i think it's sweet as he's only 17 months old :)

Answer 20

My 3 year old son had his 2 week old baby sister on his lap on a feeding pillow and I was sitting with him and talking with my mom at the same time. Next thing I know I see he has his shirt pulled up and is squeezing his nipple saying "it's okay, you can suck it!" It was hilarious!

Answer 21

"To Infi and Beyon" repeating the line from Buzz, on Toy Story....which is actually, "To Infinity and Beyond!"