What's the best Park Bench?

Question

there's a game i play in my drama class called park bench where someone sits in a chair, and another person comes along, sits in the chair next to them, (the bench) and tries to get them to move without touching them. what do u think would be the best?

i already tried: "you're hot", "will u marry me", and deadpan "don't get on the bus. (why?) cause i have a knife. u wanna see it?

and don't give me crappy answers like "i farted", or "i have smelly feet", or "i have a cold." I want something good. Thanks!

Answer 1

~Try to sell them something they don't want. Be very pushy.

~Start singing opera, very, very badly.

~Convince them that you heard the bus they want is actually coming on the other side of the street.