What's the best camouflage for puffy eyes due to crying?

Question

besides using sunglasses, are there other ways to hide buggy eyes?

what about a BLACK EYE? does putting a piece of cold meat over the eyes really help?

Answer 1

When you finish crying, just wash your eyes with cool water.

As for the black eye....the cold meat serves the same purpose as ice.  It increases circulation and accelerates healing, if you do it properly.  But don't over do it, especially if you use ice.  You don't want frost bite around your eyes.

Answer 2

wear dark sunglasses

edit

oops i failed to read details ... try putting block of butter on it

Answer 3

I know a good trick for swollen eyes. Take two metal teaspoons and put them in the freezer until they get cold (maybe 10 to 20 minutes). Once cold enough put spoons sideways against the eye gently. The shape of the spoon helps the coldness get to the eye to help the swelling. Cold is good whenever when treating swelling so that could be why a cold piece of meat used to be use for black eyes. I still suggest the spoons though.  

Answer 4

no... meat doesn't work for a black eye... you should just splash your face with cold water to stop the puffy eyed crying.hope u  feel better!

Answer 5

dark glasses always do the trick.  black eye?  hope you're ok.  cold meat smells so don't use that.  just ice and cold water.  now, you're making me worried about you.

Answer 6

anything cold will help the swelling of a black eye but nothing can really hide the bruise except sunglasses.

Answer 7

A dab of Preparation H, which by the way, is fantastic for rectal hemorrhoids--not that I would know about that.

Answer 8

First of all, I hope you're okay!

You can try eye drops (like Visine) for red eyes or a nice relaxing sleep, and get rid of that person who made you cry!

Answer 9

If you've been crying it's not just your eyes but your nose gets puffy also. So the best thing to really say is that you have allergies.

Answer 10

you need a good man to kiss away the tears, one who keeps his fist to himself!

Answer 11

Find a different boyfriend.

Answer 12

Some good advice given by others for the camourflage but mine is for the cure 'rid yourself of the b*m.' Nobody deserves such treatment.  

Answer 13

Cucumber slices will help ease the puffiness.  For a black eye, use makeup.  If you are not an expert at putting makeup though, have someone do it for you because if not aptly applied, instead of hiding your black eye, your makeup may even highlight it for all the world to see.