What's the best cleaner for getting bloodstains out of a 2007 Lincoln Town Car trunk carpeting?

Question

It's important that no blood is left. Like not one cell, not one strand of DNA. Does anybody have any advice on how I can get this done with over the counter cleaning products in less than three hours?

Answer 1

Brother, just rip the carpet out of the trunk and burn it.

Answer 2

Demand a lawyer.

Answer 3

Under three hours? No problem..get something flammable, like gasoline, sprinkle liberally and ignite. Problem solved!

Answer 4

According to the documentary "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", WINDEX works for everything.

Answer 5

turn yourself in immediately, claim insanity.

Answer 6

You should get some foam carpet cleaner in the can, you will need two cans for this job, spray the area entirely I mean really coat the trunk in this stuff, let it dry and harden a bit, then use your vacuum cleaner and suck up every square inch of the trunk that you can, after you have done this your next move is to buy a bag of Robin's All Purpose Flour and dump half of a big bag into your trunk and blow it around with the other end of your vacuum, leave the rest of the bag in there so it looks as if it accidently spilled and Voila, you have a trunk that they will never be able to lift fingerprints off of and there will be no retrievable D.N.A.

I did this so I know that it really works, I had a really bad Ooops when I got really mad at someone a few years ago, they never could find a thing. :)

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