What's the best excuse for having the smell of vomit on your carpet?

Question

I'm just wondering what would be the best excuse for having the smell of puke on my carpet and my couch, if i don't get the smell out in time?

so please help me!

or just leave an answe on how to get rid of the smell in a matter of like a day

thank you!!

Answer 1

Have a skunk spray on your carpet and tell people that you threw up from   the smell.  The Skunk smell will cover up the vomit.

Now if you want to get the smell out of the carpet you need to neutralize the vomit.

Vomit is a strong acid.  Stomach acid.  you need to get a wet dry vac and club soda.  The club soda will help neutralize the acid.  Pour the club soda on top of the vomit on the carpet.  Work it in (use gloves) to the fibers and into the backing.  Use the wet dry vac to extract the club soda/vomit mixture. Repeat this step several times.  Get a fan and completely dry out the carpet.  Sprinkle baking soda on the dry carpets and work it in.  Leave it for a couple of hours to absorb the smell. Vacuum the carpet.  

For your couch do the same thing BUT check to see if the couch is wet cleanable.  Check the cleaning code.  W = wet clean, S= solvent or dry clean. Do not add water to a S of dry clean couch. you could leave water marks. it could bleed, it could turn yellow.  You need to call a professional if it is a dry clean piece.

Robert

Magic Bubbles Carpet and upholstery cleaning

Answer 2

Get a product for removing odors, and stains, like Nature's Miracle.  If you can get to a pet supply, this product WILL work.  There are several other brands of products which do the same thing.  Just don't spray the area with the fabric refresher sprays without cleaning the stink out of it first.

Just be honest anyway.  We've all had embarrassing or uncomfortable things to confess.  

Answer 3

Carpet freshener or Fre' breze .......Just clean all the couches/chairs in the room with those 2 items...If it doesn't come out still then I guess you/someone over ate and throw up before they could move,at least it shouldn't smell like liquor just throw up...By the way stop drinking that junk can't you see what it has started....Lying, sickness,pain. I know I've been there and finish..Don't wait too long you will regret it as you sometimes do now....Pardon me PLEASE if I am wrong about drinking.....Blessings Good luck! Blessings Yahoo

Answer 4

i vomited... sprinkle baking soda all over the carpet and leave it over nite then vaccum...then go crazy with fabreeze

Answer 5

What? having a party while your parents were out?  Shame...

Geeze, just make up something simple.  You must have eaten something a bad.  It came up so fast you weren't able to get to the bathroom in time.  Apologize and ask for help getting the smell out.

they'll buy it until they find the empty beer bottle you didn't find.

Answer 6

Tell everyone its baby spit up, if you dont have a baby just say it was a friends

Answer 7

febreezeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Answer 8

You don't need an excuse. Go to Sam'ss club industrial cleaners isle ( for the best price) or Walmart by the laundry refreshers, and get Odo-Ban, (clean control corporation)  Spray everything well and leave the room for a few Min's and you will be amazed!!!  Very few times I have needed to use it more than once. It is eco-friendly, a cleaner, air freshener, disinfectant. Kills any and all odors even cat spray!!!  

If you can't find it, google clean control and the will let you know for your area &/or buy it from them

Answer 9

someone puked on it

best excuse i can think of

Answer 10

~ just fess up. parents are not as stupid as you think. try and clean with soap and water rinse well. but time will help the odor go away more than anything.