What's the best excuse for tardiness?

Question

when your boss asks you to write a letter of explanation regarding your tardiness, what the best explanation? or else you will be suspended.

Answer 1

"I thought Borat was following me and I didn't want him to know where I work"

Answer 2

Tell him that you just don't like getting up in the morning.

Anyway, that reminds me of a joke.

This guy calls work to say that he can't come to work because he's sick. His boss replies 'Well just how sick are you?'. The guy replies 'Well put it this way. I'm in my mother and father's bed f*cking my sister. Is that sick enough for you?'.

Another one. Miguel calls in sick. He says 'Me not come work today. Me got real bad migraine'. His boss replies 'I get Migraines too. Whenever I get one, I get my wife to give me a blow  job, and it goes just like that. You should try it'. Miguel replies 'Sure thing boss, I try'. An hour later, Miguel arrives at work, and says to his boss 'Thanks for suggestion, my headache gone just like that. And by the way, you got nice house!'

Answer 3

There is no excuse. Death in the family other than your own is no excuse.

Answer 4

Say you have diarrhea.  You just couldn't get off the throne in time

He might even take pity on you and send you home for the day

Answer 5

say you were trying to think of some clever question to post on Yahoo answers and time just got away from you, but, you did finally come up with this one.

Answer 6

your dog ate your excuse.

Answer 7

I prefer the child being sick one.  anytime you can blame it on a sick kid, you should be golden.

Answer 8

The best excuse for tardiness is to tell your boss that an ambulance was blocking your car in because they had a real emergency.

Answer 9

say you have converted to scientology and were busy fighting xenu

Answer 10

Stuck in traffic because an ambulance changed the lights right as it was your turn at the light. Also, don't forget to mention that accident on the freeway. Traffic was backed up a few offramps. This was especially bad considering you were driving to work during rush hour. If you are given another opportunity to prove your competence, it won't happen again as you are an employee who's duty is to keep the workplace functioning properly and efficiently.

Any good? ^_^

Answer 11

Tell the truth.

If you were late because of your own fault - simply admit it and explain how you are going to ensure that it does not happen again.

Answer 12

i dont suppose getting to work on time is even a consideration, is it?