What's the best hotel in London?

Question

My friends and I are spending some time there

I need several suites

5-star

caters for vegetarians

spa

pool

staff that don't complain about the noise because some of my friends like to get crazy

and everything has to be exceptional

Answer 1

Sounds like my house, though no spa I'm afraid.

Answer 2

Normally I would say Claridges, but you sound as if you might prefer the St. Martin's Lane (for nightlife) or The Hempel (for shopping).