What's the best?

Question

what's the best quote that you've heard so far?

Answer 1

When reading a newspaper that reported that he had died Mark Twain said:

"Reports of my death have been greatly exagerated."

Answer 2

Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

Answer 3

"Life is like a t**d sandwich- the more dough you have, the less s**t you have to eat"