What's the best sarcastic love quote you've ever heard?

Question

Funny saying, or joke? I wanna do a great blast that will get alot of attention!

Answer 1

love is like war; easy to begin, but hard to end

Answer 2

"I love you and it's getting worse."

— Joseph Morris

"Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single."

— Kate Welles

"There are never enough 'I love you's.'"

— Lenny Bruce

Okay, so they aren't really sarcastic but they are still good quotes!

Answer 3

Woman says, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."

Man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

- Winston Churchill

Answer 4

Ehh it's not that great but the only one I really know..

"I love you is 8 letters... so is bullshit"