What's the best way to teach my cat English?

Question

What's the best way to teach my cat English?

Answer 1

Cats cant talk.

But if you are trying to teach it commands, it doesn't matter if you are speaking English, Spanish or German. Animals go by tones and don't understand individual words. It is better to teach them visual signals like hand gestures. They catch on to those much faster. You can use a command to get the cats attention but then use the signals.

Answer 2

beat it.

Answer 3

If you could teach cats to talk . . . . they wouldn't