What's the charge and the sentence?

Question

I run up to the law enforcement statue at night, chuck a bucket of pee on it and run away fast.

Answer 1

MAKE SURE YOU SLAP YOURSELF SOMETIME DURING ALL THAT BECAUSE THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD.

Answer 2

Vandalism of Government property,

Urinating in public,

probably nothing if nobody sees you

Answer 3

Well let's see you are acting like a 5 year old, I'd say sitting in time out for 30 days sounds about right.  I bet your mommy and daddy must be so proud of your brave act.

Answer 4

I don't know, but I hope you really need the police's help someday and I hope they take a really LONG time getting there.

Answer 5

defacing public property and vandalism. both misdis b/c it wouldnt produce much (if any) damage. But, basically, if you REALLY wanted to do this, you probably wont get caught. But, on the off chance that you do, you'll probably just have to pay a fine and comunity service. Either way - its a stupid idea, but im sure you know that already.

Answer 6

Criminal defacement to property in my state Paul K.