What's the chemical composition of an average f**t?

Question

I was just wondering whether it would have any useful applications if I were to bottle my own.

Answer 1

Methane (CH4) is a major component. In terms of useful applications it is a very flammable gas and so a usefull fuel. It is a worse greenhouse gas than CO2 produced when burning it, so it is better for the environment if you could collect, purify and burn your farts!

H2S (hydrogen sulphide) is the smelly thing.

Answer 2

CH4, HS and various amines.  

Answer 3

over 60 - half methane half wet sloppy poo

under 60 - all methane

Answer 4

Dunno, this might be correct (who knows with wikipedia tbh)

Answer 5

H2S  hydrogene sulfite so it stings

I have a good link

Answer 6

You could bottle it and inhale it at a later date when you wished to compose more questions such as this; the oracular utterances at Delos were based on little more, I am told...

Answer 7

Its what ever you have eaten/drank & your gut bacteria has digested it

Sorry can help with chemical terms.

Are having probs at the mo??????????????

Where ere you be let your wind blow free.

In church or chapel let it rattle.

But not near me