What's the coolest/funniest way to tell your parents you're pregnant?

Question

Especially as a teenager. =P

I'm not pregnant one of my book characters is and she needs to tell her parents in a not boring way.

Any ideas/experiences?

Answer 1

She writes a note on a piece of paper,

sticks it to the bottom of the toilet seat cover facing into the toilet)

puts it down

and waits

hahahah

Answer 2

u guys are gonna be g-parents *spirit fingers and big grins*

Answer 3

I don't think teenage pregnancy is cool or funny.  The parents probably wouldn't think so either.

Answer 4

"coolest/funniest"? What exactly is cool OR funny about a teenager, unwed, uneducated, doing something SO stupid as to get pregnant? You have an emotional train-wreck on your hands here and there is nothing I see as cool or funny in the situation which is more likely tragedy in the making. Better you should treat the matter seriously than make light of this situation as being cool or funny.

Answer 5

say i know who pregnant then rub your mom tummy and be dramatic and fall to the ground pretend to past out then when your parents look down at you and scare them and say i am then run to the bathroom for 5 min and try to here what they are saying before you come down or say u were raped

Answer 6

rowfle - juno did it. lighten up, if the character was 16+, at least it's legal, condoms are only something like 96% effective.

i don't have any ideas sorry :( the rest sound good though.

Answer 7

"Guessssssssss whooooooooooo's pregnant!?"

*Sitting at the dinner table*

"Oh I gotta pile up tonight you guys, I'm eating for two now!"

Answer 8

my mom told me over the phone she went to the doctor so I told her ya i did to but when I left I was pregnant.  

Answer 9

um, that will b v. hard! um, sumthing lyk "mum, we are going to have to go shopping because in 3 months I will not fit into any of my skinny leg jeans" or "mum, expect my stomach to b getting big" I don't no. Gud luck with it lol!

Answer 10

on mothers day give her a grandmothers card?

Answer 11

Hi,

No experiences for me, but an idea could be to leave the test in their bedroom or something, if she is a little too outgoing and quirky.

Or make cupcakes that are pink or something.

Answer 12

she should take her parents into the living room and sit them down on a couch and say, "Mom, dad, I think we need to talk. You see... when a papa bear likes a momma bear, they.." and continue with "the talk" the rest is up to you, you can spring a lot of things off of this idea! I hope your book comes out good!

Answer 13

sing a song about s*x and do the moves. that would be sweet.

Answer 14

I told my dad in his father's day card... I wrote To Papa on it and signed my name and my son's name. (Only then I was hoping for a girl, Dru. It's a good thing Dru was already a boy's name.)

  

Answer 15

HI THERE

UR DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT I HOPE U ENJOYED THAT NEWS SEE U SOON AFTER A SHORT BREAK AND YH THAT IS NOT A JOKE..............

Answer 16

Get th mum, dad nd girl in an aeroplane for th dad or mums b day. The girl tells them too look a certain way. IM PREGNANT is in flashing lights across the city. The girl then starts to read out a speech about how her and her boyfriend made a baby, with all of the nice details :)

Answer 17

Watch Juno.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 18

My boyfriend torments my mom with this all the time...He keeps asking her what she wants to be called Grandma,Grammy, etc.

He also got her a gift  once just out of the blue the says #1 grandma on it...she wasn't to happy but in the end thought it was funny.

Maybe something like that.  We aren't pregnant or trying. But my mom worries and would freak out. (she doesn't think anyone should have kids before the age of 25.)

Answer 19

Not Possible

Answer 20

Everyone who's not a grandparent take a step forward.  Not so fast mom.