What's the craziest celebrity baby name?

Question

Zowie Bowie (David Bowie)

Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)

Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)

Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillete)

Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani)

Moon Unit Zappa

Diva Muffin Zappa (Frank Zappa)

Puck from the Real World has a son named Bogart De Peyote!

Come ON now!

Bogart De Peyote???!!?

What do you think?

Answer 1

It's a tossup between Moxie Crimefighter and Pilot Inspektor.  

Answer 2

Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg.

Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg's.

It's a girl.

I think it's a cool boy's name, but not a girl's name.

And her older sister is Poet Sienna Rose, which I kind of like. At least the Sienna Rose part.

Answer 3

Apple.

Cute for a baby,

but wait until shes an adult.

Not so cute.  

Answer 4

i think pilot inspektor takes the cake as the weirdest name

Answer 5

I'm gonna have to go with Zuma Nesta Rock....was she sedated when she picked that one???

Answer 6

don't forget that Michael Jackson's youngest child, his son, is named Blanket!

Answer 7

What I think is that the people who do this to their child should die.  Seriously how egomaniacal do you have to be to do this?  On the other hand, plenty of "normal" people are giving their children names like Caydence and Camrinne.  

To me, the name Audio Science is the most offensive, because 1) they're just words for technology, and 2) they're not a compliment in any way shape or form.  At least "pilot" and "crimefighter" are heroic concepts, even though that doesn't excuse their crappy hollywood parents.  

Answer 8

Scout

Blue

Answer 9

I forgot what celeb it was but they named their baby apple  

Answer 10

All of those are AWFUL ugh

Answer 11

I would have to say pilot inspektor. I do think the name pilot is kind of cool but, not with inspektor as a middle name. I don't like Zuma either.

Answer 12

Theses names are horrible, but I would go with

Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)

Who does this to their child???

Answer 13

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin) or Suri (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes) and to SunDance98 Blythe is Gwyneth Paltrows mum.

Answer 14

They are all horrible.

The Worst are:

Diva Muffin Zappa

Zuma Nesta Rock

Moxie Crimefighter

Answer 15

Audio Science is the worst, sounds like a class I took in high school.

In David Bowie's defense, his son's name is Duncan Haywood Zowie Jones.

He just goes by Zowie Bowie..  

Answer 16

Diva Muffin Zaffa takes the cake. (Cake...muffin...hahaha!) 'Diva Muffin' sounds like a wierd flavor of lip gloss or a bad bumper sticker I would never buy.

Oh, and let's not forget Sage Moonblood Stallone. I love Sylvester, but COME ON.That's just cruel.

By the way people, it was Gwyneth Paltrow who named her daughter Apple...Apple Blythe. =P

Answer 17

Lula does the Hula :]

Answer 18

I think  little Zuma Nesta is giving Pilot Inspektor a run for his money!