What's the craziest thing you've ever done when you were drunk?

Question

What's the craziest thing you've ever done when you were drunk?

Answer 1

p**s in a bathroom sink in my dorm....the one the ra's used :)

Answer 2

I stuck my p***s in the tailpipe  of my car to m********e. I heard it would be similar to a woman's v****a. It wasn't, my p***s got cut up/burned, and I had to get a tetanus shot a few days later

Answer 3

Ate fish food and chewed on a dog bone

Answer 4

i ran around my street naked singing the national anthem.

Answer 5

Talked to trees.

Not that crazy though.

Answer 6

well my friend told me that my bf said he was gonna break up with me so i got pissed off and then i told my sisters friend that he was cute the entire night and tried to hook up with him and they had to seperate us because i kept hitting on him and he was all for it so they put an end it...and then i finally went home (didn't drive) and i was still really drunk and  my mom didn't know i drank and when i walked in she was standing right there and she was like are you drunk and i was like NOOO and then i walked into the wall....lmaooo she was pissed but now we laugh about it

Answer 7

took a **** on my grandmoms front lawn.

Answer 8

One time when my husbands' parents were watching our girls, we got drunk & ordered Dominoes pizza.  Oh it was delivery.

We HATE Dominoe's.  Too drunk to realize it until it was too late.

We will NEVER forget that one!!

Answer 9

I don't remember...