What's the current exchange rate?

Question

A beautiful young lady having just returned from a magnificent week long vacation in a South American republic, walked into the local bank & asked about exchanging currency. The teller said he would try to help her. The lass plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter & the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $ 27.18.

The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills ?"

"I'm afraid so Miss." replied the teller, "That's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section.

"God d**n." she hissed, "and I gave that cheap s****.breakfast too."

Answer 1

Nice one mate!

Answer 2

What's the current exchange rate?

You tell me. I keep sending the wife to the Saturday boot sale and they keep sending her back. Tried e-bay, but she´s worth more than the only bid of 10 rupees.

Answer 3

sounds like the wifegot more then she eaned lol  

Answer 4

well see money doesn't

buy happiness lol

lmfao ss loved it

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