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What's the deal with Count Chocula?

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You'd think a member of the aristocracy could do better than promoting some cheap cereal.

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  1. Yeah well, it's obvious he's an outcast. I mean that brown suit is so Goodwill.


  2. lol that is a good one

  3. That's why Captain Crunch wants to put out a "hit" on him.

  4. Well, as long as you don't end up with severe lacerations lining the inside of your mouth like Captain Crunch leaves, I'll gladly eat it and play along.

  5. CHEAP?!!!!!!!!!!

    Don't you DARE insult that divinely unhealthy cereal!!!

    Count Chocula is a GOD!!!!!!

  6. lol

  7. It's a joke...chocolate...count chocula which can entertain children and convince them into eating the cereal which I think tastes nasty.

  8. Count Chocula vs. Captain Crunch, the fight of the ages. I think C.Choc. would kick ***.

  9. Surely you jest!  Cheap?  Do you not know that many of the Count's cereal boxes and other items are considered vintage, collectible items and go for serious moooooooooola (gotta have milk with it!) on eBay and other sites?  In many areas of the country, it's difficult to find the Good Count on the shelves and one is reduced to <<sob!>> trying to order the cereal online!

    What do you have against chocolatey, marshmallowey goodness, you knave!

  10. I just don't see how you can make fun of the guy. One day, he's the proud scion of an ancient bloodline; the next, his beloved homeland is taken over by the communists, his hereditary lands are stripped from him, and he and his family become refugees fleeing at night with a few meager possessions.  He arrives in America virtually penniless and in just a few years, rises to the pinnacle of success with his own namesake foodstuff.  Soon he and his family grow rich on a new type of 'royalties.'  Let's applaud the Count for fulfilling the American dream!

  11. Maybe, but can you name a royal figure that is more beloved around the world?

    Maybe his fame will prompt the other crowned heads of state to get their names on products...you know, Queen Liz's Cheetos or someting like that.

  12. Sad put true.

  13. At least he's not Burger King.
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