What's the deal with stripper factories and beer volcanoes?

Question

Not that I'm complaining. Just want to know about their origins.

Answer 1

Im more interested in chocolate fountains

Answer 2

Only if you go to FSM heaven.

In FSM h**l there's only American beer and ugly strippers.

Answer 3

http://www.venganza.org/

RAmen, my brother.

Answer 4

What heaven is all about.

RAmen

Answer 5

They're arbitrary.  Bobby Henderson made the stuff up to show that heaven might as well have a beer volcano as it will "pearly gates."  There's no more proof of either.  It's a spin on the old "Celestial Teapot" parable by Bertrand Russell

The doctrine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody of Christianity using absurd metaphors to illustrate how religious people use fallacious arguments to claim supernatural things are real.

Answer 6

They thrive in the heart and mind of every man.

Answer 7

Stripper factories and beer volcanoes what Pastafarians get to look forward to in heaven (the real heaven, not the fake one as described in Christian mythology).