What's the difference between a Conductor and a puppy?

Question

EXCELLENT!

I was going for "After six months a puppy quits whining," but d**n, Craigory, your answer made me LMFAO.

This one'll have to go to the vote, but thanks to all for the fun!

Answer 1

It's the engineer that supposed to run the  train while the other is trained to run.

Answer 2

one runs a train and the other gets trained?  h**l, i don't know.

Answer 3

The difference is that you can get a puppy to shut up.

Answer 4

I answered this one already Bob but here it is again. And conductors don't run the train people.

I've let puppies follow me home.Hmmmm i've let conductors do that too.They've both been chained up out in yards and fed out of hub caps.They both have been known to yap.They both sleep a lot.I guess one having two feet and one having four is about it.

Answer 5

I'll go with Craigory's reply. That's a good one.

Answer 6

all a puppy wants is to be fed, and have someone rub his tummy and tells him he's a good boy and dont expect too much in the way of potty training

and a conductor . . . . . . dang, maybe there isn't a difference at all

oh wait, I know, puppies can't double as a grade indicator/accelerometer

Answer 7

One barks, yaps at strangers and devours all food.

The other one is a small dog.

Answer 8

difference conductor and puppy is WORDS...

hahahahaha