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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? ?

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

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dont know they both suck but the mos. sucks your blood and the lowyer sucks your money away
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they are both blood sucking insects
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i think a mosquito leaves enough blood in you to be able to live and a lawyer doesnt? lol, dunno
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U can squish the S%^* and life out of a Mozzie, unfortunately, you can't with a lawyer... although they both will suck the life out of you eventually...
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One's a blood sucking parasite & the other's an insect.

>> What's the difference between a lawyer & a deep sea creature?

One's a scum sucking bottom feeder & the other's a fish.

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I dunno, but I know why surgeons like politicians--their heads and butts are interchangeable.
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they both suck things from you.
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One is a blood sucking pest and the other is just a small insect.
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Um.. o.O

You tell me!
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LAWYER CANNOT FLY NATURALLY
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the mosquito sucks blood

Lawyer sucks you money and ur head
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a mosquito drain your blood and a lawyer drain your pocket. either way it goes u get eaten alive.
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