What's the difference between love and marriage?

Question

Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.

Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: " Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

Answer 1

I've been married 12 years.  still make dinner every night.  still shave every day.  still love to snuggle, french kiss and cuddle.  still like surprising him with flowers or a card delivered at work.  Still leave love letters on the mirror when I know he'll be up  before me.  Still make breakfast on the weekends, pack his lunches and leave lipstick kisses on the windshield or bathroom mirror.  Still love and adore him as much if not more than the day I wed him.  He makes me feel better by just holding my hand or hugging me when I'm truely down and out (like when my cat of 16 years died)  He built a casket and made her a little mosoleum.  My love is not blind but very much aware of how much I should and do love my darling.

Answer 2

"Marriage is the only battlefield where you sleep with the enemy."

-confucious?mencius? lao tze? sun tzu?

not really sure., :))

Answer 3

lol good one!

I love your jokes. keep em coming!!

Answer 4

nice one

Answer 5

The basic difference is . . . that . . .both do not coexist.

Answer 6

by gosh! excellent! humorous! but couldn't have said it better ! thanks for serious laughter,fun!  

Answer 7

There are infinite differences.. between love and marriage apart from those beautiful few you explained but... one thing is common for both the love and marriage... guess........

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A definate charge to your pocket.. ha ha..  and 'your' money becomes 'our' money ... beware of love and marriage. :)

Dear Mr. J ... pl., don't judge me by my answer i am not that sort of.. :)  

Answer 8

true true true

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