What's the dumbest pick up line ever used on <span title="you!?????!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????">you!?????!???????????????...</span>

Question

umm so i was at the beach last week with my best friend. and this guy said "how much does a polar bear weigh?" and i knew the answer already it was "enough to break the ice."

i thought it was cute though.

what's the dumbest used on you and/or the dumbest one you have done to someone???

Answer 1

I used this one on a girl once: &quot;i know we haven&#039;t met before because i never forget a pretty face&quot;.

Answer 2

My personal favorite.

I love your dress.... I wonder how it would look rolled in a ball next to my bed.

Answer 3

Wanna go halfs on making a b*****d with me?

Answer 4

This boy in school said this:

Do you know karate? Because you&#039;re body is kickin!!!

Imagine my surprise when he said that. I&#039;ll have to admit I was a bit flattered. I prefer guys to be sweet and shy when they confront a girl they like. I don&#039;t like pick-up lines or the casual &quot;wanna go out&quot; kind of thing.

I&#039;d rather that he write me a special note or if he talked to me in a special setting. Its more romantic. Then again, I&#039;d only go for guys I share a bond with. Like a friend. ^^

Answer 5

&quot;I lost my phone number..... Can I have yours?&quot;

Answer 6

One time this guy came up to me and said &quot;d**n girl! I&#039;ve heard that milk does a body good, but how much milk do you drink?&quot; I thought that was the dumbest one I&#039;ve ever heard. There have been some other dumb ones, but that one I just rolled my eyes at and just walked away.

Answer 7

hey do you have a phone

( i replied no not on me)

his reply.

well if you ahd a phone can i have your number?

Answer 8

&quot;Girl you have a triple.&quot;

&quot;Huh (my response)&quot;

&quot;You have a pretty face, big b*****s and a big butt!&quot;

Of course I was offended and walked off, btw this was spoken by a man old enough to be my father!

Answer 9

&quot;Wanna see my pickle glow?&quot; (connected to a Penn &amp; Teller thing about how to turn a pickle into a night light)

&quot;That shirt looks great on you, but it&#039;d look better on my bedroom floor.&quot;

&quot;So, whaddya like for breakfast?&quot; (it was 4 in the afternoon)

the classic, &quot;If I could rearrange the alphabet, I&#039;d put U and I together...&quot;

and &quot;Your daddy must&#039;ve been a thief.&quot; (he didn&#039;t finish the line, just left it there during the awkward silence that followed)

Answer 10

A guys used this one on me:Are you from Tennesee because you are the only ten i see?